sarah and william's photos

here are some photos that sarah and william took. click on sarah and her boy scouts for sarah's pics:



and here are william's photos. i wish all beers were sumo-sized! note the sparks and diet sparks lurking near the bottom...

Top 10 Things I Learned in Brooklyn

10. Sarah is an expert at riding whales.

9. Jamie is an expert at riding fat guys.

8. The mullet is THE hairdo of Williamsburg.

7. All my playas grab their nuts and juice these hos.

6. Jason can jack off with one finger.

5. Riding the subway is so much more fun when everyone is wasted.

4. Mary likes to molest children.

3. The Thong Song is much funnier when sung karaoke-style.

2. Sparks Light: Chemically Delicious!

and

1. BK rocks!

the party

On Saturday evening, when Jamie and I were making the first attempt to crash Orlando's party, we tried to walk around the block instead of just climbing over the fence (which was, of course, the strategy that ultimately proved successful). On the other side of the block, we came across a sign on a door in the same building which had someone's name (Christine), a phone number, and a message saying that anyone who wanted to enter the party should just call that number and someone would come let us in (the doorbell wasn't working apparently). So we called the number, I got put through to voice mail, and I left a message explaining our situation, namely that we heard the music from their party (although it was actually coming from Orlando's party) and that we wanted to hang out. Almost immediately after leaving this message, we realized that we had gone to the wrong party, at which point we jumped the fence for Orlando's party, and this mishap was quickly forgotten (probably forever if not for subsequent events).

Late Saturday evening (at 3:07 AM according to my cell phone), after most people had gone to bed and I was debating whether or not to sleep in the hammock, Christine called me and was wondering if I still wanted to come to their party. I politely explained the situation, told her that I was pretty tired, and probably wouldn't come over. She was fairly insistent on me coming over there, and started rattling off several names of people (all girls!) as if I would recognize one of them somehow. So I said "OK, I'll be right over". But actually I just walked straight to the hammock and went to sleep.

Again I thought I had heard the last from her, but Tuesday night she called me again. This time my phone was off so she just left a voice mail. She wanted to know if I wanted to hang out, or to see if we knew any of the same neighbors. The message was about two minutes long. (If you see me anytime soon I can play it for you.) I haven't returned her call.

Oh yeah. Pretty exciting.

On a related note, I listened to the CD that the band at Orlando's party gave me and it sucks.

I hope everyone is doing well. I had a blast in NYC, and special thanks to Jason and Jon for putting us up. Jason I hope your finger is better.

Quotes

Mary [on not liking children]: “I should just molest a child. You can get off for molesting in L.A.”
Jamie: “So you’re saying you’ll definitely get off if you molest a child in L.A.”


What could be better than a Strip Bar and White Castles in the same venue? Here are some suggestions for a name of such a fine establishment:

Jason: “Strip Castle”
Jamie: “Pink Castle”
Kelly: “White Asshole”


Kelly: “So, you have experience riding whales?”
Jamie: “No, but I did sleep with a fat guy.”

Andrew: “Your mom is MIF.”
Kelly: “A MILF?”
Andrew: “No, a MIF—a Mother I Fucked.”
Kelly: “Dude, I don’t wanna hear about you fucking my mother.”

Jamie [after Jason cut off his finger]: “Oh, so you can still jack off?”
Jason: “I can do that with one finger.”

Brian: “If you have a key, a condom, drugs and money, you can pretty much handle all kinds of situations.”
Kelly: “Or 1 really good situation.”

Kelly: “It’s your birthday next week. You’re getting old.”
Mary: “Maybe I should just drink a 40 and take a sleeping pill.”

tape it tape it tape it!

Here's the link to my photos from BK (just click on the pic below). I need to screw around with flickr some more and organize them, but you'll the the idea. They're in reverse order, so you can watch us get less hungover as you browse through them...

Human Air Freshener

I was also amazed at Andrew's ability to turn himself into a human mint scented air freshener after coming back from the "best party of my life." I didn't think it possible before that night.

Pulling a Frodo

I thought Kelly was kidding when she drunkenly told me that Jason cut off part of his finger and went to the ER. I think it was because she was laughing. And then I saw the hospital bracelet. I think he should take photos when it's healed.. of his new Frodo-ness.

Welcome!

I created this little blogspot for us to post our photos and memoirs from the Brooklyn Reunion 2005 and beyond.


If I had a dick, it would be hard right now.